[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] you have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
so far: 5

[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 7

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Never seen any of them)
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 8

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
so far: 11

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.(Studying for an exam >.<)
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 13
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[] You break a lot of things. (I am clumsy x.x)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 15

[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

Total: 15


Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am ____ Insane."